Tuesday, November 18, 2008

AMERICAN IDOL


OK, I think all of you had ample time to ponder the answer to the question "Who is OUR American Idol?"

Well, before Ryan Seacrest divulges our diva/Devo, I'll give you another shot at guessing our songster. Is it:

A. Victor "Big Daddy" Locson
B. Adonis "Jim Croce" Duma
C. Jing-jing "Shasha Fierce" Juliano-Capucao
D. Cyril "The plane, Boss!!!" Empig

Well?

OK, enough small talk, here is OUR AMERICAN IDOL.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

A PINOY LOVE STORY


A Pinoy Love Story

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from
the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one
time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a
second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes.
The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute
pala siya.
And then, he came over with me. He said, "I
hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry
ako.
What if he doesn't give it back? He explained
naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko,
connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch?
Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba ! Parang siya pa
ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya!
I cried
buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na
this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his
feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love.
Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed
our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time.
After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you
marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin
mo,
when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be
true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many
splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything
swell to pieces.

Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming
table, may babaeng humirit ng
, "Well, well, well. Look
do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng
yon!
She said they were still on. So I told her,
whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want
this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud.
She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I
don't want to portrait the role of the other woman.
Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please,
mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem
anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything
is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend
said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look
at is this way. She's our of our lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never
can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there.
Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray
for the internal and external repose of your soul.

I second emotion.

Posted by Prof Maris sometime in 2007 (I couldn't track down the actual date), UP Rural High School Batch 1983 Yahoo group
Thousand apologies to the original author. Thanks for the laugh.

Blog update Nov 15 2008: I am swamped with a lot of sheet so I am cheating here on this blog by just posting jokes from the e-group. But you've got to admit, these are classics, no? *** I am still trying to figure out how to share the music of our songster, so look out for that one na lang. In the meantime, any guesses who the songster is? He/She has been doing the music since back in the day, so you might have been witness to his/her singing. OK, enough clues. Till then, I'll make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Beware of elevators...


Nakakatakot ito.

Next time you ride an elevator, be careful...

This is a true story, it happened to a guy who worked as a staff, on the 40th floor of a 99 story building.

On that day (Thursday night) April 16, he worked overtime and
was forced to go home alone around 11:00 in the evening ...

No one was inside the building, aside from the night patrol and
it was quite dark on that floor.

He went to the elevator and pressed the down button, then,
the door opened without anyone inside

.... he went in and then pressed "G" for ground floor.

But, unknowing why, the elevator went up. He tried to
press the down button again but it continued to go up.

When it reached the 59th floor, the elevator stopped!
The door opened, and then, a woman who was mysteriously so
beautiful, with long black hair and white dress, smiled
sweetly at him and entered the elevator. The guy was
wondering who she was, since he never saw her ever since
he worked in that building.

He was asking himself ... who is she, and why hasn't she
gone home yet when it was nearly midnight, it's
not safe for a lady to be alone late in the evening. He
wanted to ask her but since he was shy, he just kept silent.

In the silence, the elevator went down slowly from
one floor to another ... 48... 47 ... 46... 35 ... 34
... 29 ... when suddenly ... on the 13th floor, the
lights in the elevator went out and the elevator
suddenly stopped.

It was pitch dark ... he pressed the emergency
button ... waited ... but nothing happened. Suddenly,
he smelled a very foul odor of something rotten ...
goose pimples went all over his skin ... his heart
beat faster, cold sweat broke out his brows, he could
not breathe... and so, he felt he wanted to throw up
and tried to calm himself, breathe normally ... while
moving backwards slowly ... then, the lights suddenly
went back on.

Suddenly, the woman who was behind him gave an
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" Sorry, umutot ako ..... galit ka? "

Posted November 4 1999, UP Rural High School Batch 1983 Yahoo group
Thousand apologies to the original author. Thanks for the laugh.