Sunday, February 8, 2009

"Breaker, Breaker"


If you are a man, you know you grew up in the 1980's when the item that topped your "Wish list" was a Citizens' Band Radio. "Whoa, what's that you got there under the dash? A CB radio?!? Holey Moley!!!" "What's your handle?" "Usap tayo mamaya, K?"

I remember Adonis having one. Tignap, did you have one? I myself could only leech off of my Dad's which he used for work.

But we all know why this baby was every man's dream machine back in the 80's. Everyone knows that the babes that truly mattered back then had been taken by their over-protective fathers out to the mountains (like Collegeville and adjacent environs, the names of these subdivisions escape me now), they did this to protect their daughters from the hormone-raging boys that were after their little princesses. Well, if you go out to the mountains, you need to keep your fingers on the pulse of the city, because while you could take the man(and family) out of the city, you cannot take the city out of the man.

Enter the CB radio.

And either their old man erronously taught them how to handle a CB or these princesses chose to learn the CB craft themselves (I wonder why...), I guess we'll never know. But were we glad they did. For this allowed us boys to stalk these girls even during the weekends! If you happen to fail in getting anywhere with the ladies during the week, the CB allowed you to carry on during the weekends. Man, how awesome was that?!? Possibilities? Endless. All you needed to find out was these girls' handles (the names they used while talking on CBs), what channel they would be on (or you scan all channels & hope you get lucky) and when. Once you knew all these, you were set.

Another use of the CB, rousing up a CONVOY! Kris Kristofferson shows us how.


So, like I said, it doesn't get any better than a boy with a CB (and the right girl information), on a weekend, back in the 1980's. Breaker, Breaker.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Speaking of Reunions



...how about that one back in 2002?

Wow, I can't believe it has been almost 7 years since then. But I still remember when more than a handful of ka-batches got together, both back home in Pinas (graciously hosted by Albert "The Law" Ocampo) and online.

Simply put, it was memorable, and was a portent of things to come for our batch. What followed was the mother of all reunions, The China Reunion of 2003 (actually, July 26, 2003 at the Island Cove Resort & Leisure Park, Kuwait, Cavite).

Unfortunately, life goes on. While we had a spattering of mini-reunions through the years, nothing came close to these ones in 2002 and 2003. But life springs eternal! I feel another cyber-reunion formenting in our collective minds! So, let's plan ahead for another one! Lord knows we can all use the distraction!

To get us in the proper frame of mind, I thought I'd post the mass e-mail I had sent to the batch following the 2002 cyber-reunion. I think this would assist us in planning...oh, I don't know, Cyber-Reunion 2009?

So, The letter was dated sometime in 2002, and it reads "Dear 'Maalaala Mo Kaya?'"...

Just to add to what Joel has succinctly discussed regarding our recent cyber-reunion:

It was fun talking (OK, you were talking, I was typing) to everyone last Saturday. Although I was barely awake the last few minutes I was with you. I’d like to thank Joti, Jommel, Adonis, Jawel, Albert, Moises, Edz, Raymond and Meg for stopping by the laptop to talk to me. Although I was pretty wasted at the tail end of the whole thing, I might have forgotten a few names. The whole experience was pretty weird, though. I felt like I was in a coma. I could hear everyone but nobody could hear me. I felt like Adonis had to come really close to hear what I was whispering, then he’d turn around and pass my message to the rest of the group. I would also like to thank Marie for hooking us up. Thanks, Marie! (laguna.net, right? WORD) Finally, like I had mentioned to Adonis that day, Marivic and Corinna both sent their regards to all of you. They had other commitments that day and couldn’t make it to the reunion.

I also want to offer some suggestions as we plan a future cyber-reunion. Things that I think would help make it even a more successful one.

1. Make the reunion a 4-5 hour event. I think because the Saturday shindig was pretty much an all-day event, people were not obligated to show up at the same time. Which maybe OK with you but it is taxing to the folks on the internet. This meant having to be on the computer the whole day if we wanted to talk to everyone who was showing up. In fact, this happened later in the night when people started arriving one by one. I tried to stay up for every new arrival, but it was hard.

So, perhaps we should have a dinner for the first 2-3 hours, then a talent contest among the batch children so we could showcase the future Ruralites. Then we could have a story-telling contest among the kabatch. Even ka-batches on the internet could join. And we could give out a trophy for the best story. The trophy would then be passed on to the winner of the next cyber-reunion, so we only need to buy one trophy for the life of our batch. And, based on last Saturday’s event, Moises, Albert and Jawel would be contenders here. Tapos, we could have a slideshow/Powerpoint ppt of all the pictures we could get together, then picture taking for posterity sake, then perhaps dancing to 80’s music (of course, you should only dance with your wife or husband…right? Right?) or maybe skip the dancing since some of us are still swingin/single. Or they could bring a date or even dance amongst themselves. Edz, Ryan and Arbo could do their Technotronic crap that they used to do back in high school. Then either go home or stay and drink until we puke (that’s another word for vomit, pronounced "pyoook").

Basically, it will be a night event, and perhaps Albert’s (or his Lola’s) resort would be the venue for the event. If this would cost money, I guess we would need to think about that. But the whole point is to keep the event very short and event-full. So, people will come at the same time and we could achieve a quorum. And this would be easier on us who will have to join the event online.

2. Instead of Jawel’s idea of raffling off a BMW, we should just give away free ice cream. That seemed to have worked in 1989. Even the girls showed up for that.

Circa 1989 -- Rural 83ers' Angel, Buena, Fe, Eileen, and Dayday: "We came for the ice cream, nothing else, so don't even talk to us."


3. Contrary to what Jawel said, I think planning ahead would be more helpful. This would allow people to pencil in the event into their calendars and would have a better chance of showing up. I think calling other ka-batches to see whether they will come or not should not be a major problem.

4. Get the women more involved in the event so they will feel more obligated to show up. The way I see it, reunions are like going to the gym, you hate to go, but once you go, you’re actually glad you did.

OK, that’s it. Hope we could do this again.

(End of message)

Actually, this e-mail was included in our yearbook for the China Reunion in 2003 (see page 63) and even had some babes embedded there (yehey!).

OK, so folks, perhaps we could start planning for that get-together in cyberspace? Who's with me?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

PATALASTAS MUNA...


OK, FOLKS. So, I am sure you all caught whiff of this e-mail from Queen Cherry Lynn Z about some upcoming activities at the "mother of all alma-maters," "the only alma-mater that matters", good ole Rural High. Anyway, I thought I'd post it here to remind us to help out if we could. Actually, not only help out, but to DOMINATE!!!

So, looking at the list, Batch 83 should:

1. Win the FUN RUN!!! Nimfa? Day-day? Nikki? Ireneo? Rizal? Adonis? Who else is local who can join? Man, go as a pack of rats, the more people join, the more our chances of winning! Please, don't let non-UPRHS participants win this thing!!!

2. Calling all doctors, nurses, dentists!!! DOMINATE THE MEDICAL MISSION!!! Shout-outs to Rina Lynn, Guada/Fe, Ernie (get your ship over there, dude!), Henry, Learned, Rummel, Rossi, Dino...who else?!? Operative word "DOMINATE", heal as many people as you can!!!

3. BADMINTON? GUESS WHAT? DOMINATE. Any volunteers? And remember: Aim for the space between their eyes.

4. Anniversary Celebration Committees: updated list and classes involved:
...i) physical arrangement?!?
what is that?!? Make sure all body parts are where they should be.
OK, DOMINATE this too. Hell, DOMINATE ALL COMMITTEES!!!

Finally, the souvenirs, let's have our own souvenirs!!! Make sure ours is better than theirs!!! Cos, guess what? we need to DOMINATE!!!

Seriously though, please help out as much as you can. GO, BATCH 83!!! GO, RURAL HIGH!!!

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January 13, 2009

Dear All,

Please be informed that the following has been discussed during yesterday's meeting held at the old UPRHS building.

1) The 80th Anniversary Theme will be:

Mighty @ 80!!!
Kasaysayan, Karunungan, Kahusayan

2) Activities for 2009:

a) Fun Run to be sponsored by Batch 1994 on February 22, 2009 (tentative date); to be held at Baker Hall. This is open to the public (including runners and non-UPRHS alumni)
b) batch 1993 (c/o Kaye and Les Coronel) will help in the development of UPRHS Alumni website

c) Medical Mission
Target beneficiaries: Barangay Puypuy and Mainit, Paciano Rizal
Date: February 27, 2009
Needs: Volunteer Dentists, Doctors and Nurses (UPRHS Alumni); interested alumni or contact detials of alumni in the medical profession should be forwarded to UPRHS principal Greg Ardales at gardalesjr@yahoo. com; CP# 09272585796

Donations in the form of medicines, food or cash


d) 3rd Ruralite Badminton Cup: to be sponsored by our batch; request to move the event on May was approved; COMMITTEE HANDLING THIS SHOULD TAKE NOTE: PROPOSAL OR DETAILS SHOULD BE PRESENTED TO THE BOARD BEFORE FEBRUARY 2.


3) Anniversary Celebration Committees: updated list and classes involved:

a) Invitations: Class 81
b) Ways and Means: UPRHSAAI Board
c) Secretariat/ Registration: Class 78
d) Memorabilia: Class 90
e) Program: Class 68*
f) Raffle: Class 80
g) Exhibits: class 66*
h) publicity: class 77*
i) physical arrangement: class 97
j) Motorcade: class 79

* - still for decision by class members

4) Souvenir program was presented during the meeting by batch 72. Content was presented and the following rates for paid advertisement (family sponsors, batch sponsors and commercial sponsors) were also presented as follows:

Black and White
outside back cover:: P 20k
inside front cover: P 10k
inside back cover: P 9k
full page: P 7k
1/2 page: P 4k
1/4 page: P 2 k

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Thanks blog.622design.com for the pic of the 'old' Mutyang Rural

It's 2009!!!


2007, 2008, 2009, so, what else is new?

Like everyone else, after that NY disco ball dropped at 12:00 midnight Jan 1, you are probably back in the "rat race." The dreaded J-O-B.

One thing that sticks in my mind are those dreaded annual performance reviews. I mean, who would want to sit through that?!? Well, unfortunately, annual performance reviews are here to stay, as 'love handles' and 'man boobs' are here to stay. So, to take the sting off of your last performance review, aren't you glad you weren't the recipient of one of these nasty comments from "THE MAN"?

Taken from actual Employee Performance Reviews

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

3. I would not allow this man to breed

4. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.

5. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

6. When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

8. This man has delusions of adequacy.

9. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

10. This employee should go far -- the sooner he starts, the better.

11. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

12. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

13. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.

14. A room temperature I.Q.

15. Got a full six-pack, but is missing the plastic thingy that holds it together.

16. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

17. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

18. A prime candidate for natural deselection.

19. Bright as Alaska in December.

20. One-celled organisms outscore him in I.Q. tests.

21. Donated his brain to science before he was quite finished using it.

22. Fell out of his family tree.

23. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

24. This man has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

25. He's so dense, light bends around him.

26. If brains were taxed, he would get a rebate.

27. Any dumber and he would have to be watered twice a week.


So, consider yourself lucky. At least you are still in the rat race. Happy 2009, Batch 83!!!

Thanks to bassclefff.com for the list and to www.british-filipino.com for the pic.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

AMERICAN IDOL


OK, I think all of you had ample time to ponder the answer to the question "Who is OUR American Idol?"

Well, before Ryan Seacrest divulges our diva/Devo, I'll give you another shot at guessing our songster. Is it:

A. Victor "Big Daddy" Locson
B. Adonis "Jim Croce" Duma
C. Jing-jing "Shasha Fierce" Juliano-Capucao
D. Cyril "The plane, Boss!!!" Empig

Well?

OK, enough small talk, here is OUR AMERICAN IDOL.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

A PINOY LOVE STORY


A Pinoy Love Story

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from
the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one
time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a
second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes.
The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute
pala siya.
And then, he came over with me. He said, "I
hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry
ako.
What if he doesn't give it back? He explained
naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko,
connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch?
Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba ! Parang siya pa
ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya!
I cried
buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na
this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his
feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love.
Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed
our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time.
After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you
marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin
mo,
when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be
true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many
splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything
swell to pieces.

Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming
table, may babaeng humirit ng
, "Well, well, well. Look
do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng
yon!
She said they were still on. So I told her,
whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want
this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud.
She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I
don't want to portrait the role of the other woman.
Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please,
mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem
anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything
is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend
said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look
at is this way. She's our of our lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never
can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there.
Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray
for the internal and external repose of your soul.

I second emotion.

Posted by Prof Maris sometime in 2007 (I couldn't track down the actual date), UP Rural High School Batch 1983 Yahoo group
Thousand apologies to the original author. Thanks for the laugh.

Blog update Nov 15 2008: I am swamped with a lot of sheet so I am cheating here on this blog by just posting jokes from the e-group. But you've got to admit, these are classics, no? *** I am still trying to figure out how to share the music of our songster, so look out for that one na lang. In the meantime, any guesses who the songster is? He/She has been doing the music since back in the day, so you might have been witness to his/her singing. OK, enough clues. Till then, I'll make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Beware of elevators...


Nakakatakot ito.

Next time you ride an elevator, be careful...

This is a true story, it happened to a guy who worked as a staff, on the 40th floor of a 99 story building.

On that day (Thursday night) April 16, he worked overtime and
was forced to go home alone around 11:00 in the evening ...

No one was inside the building, aside from the night patrol and
it was quite dark on that floor.

He went to the elevator and pressed the down button, then,
the door opened without anyone inside

.... he went in and then pressed "G" for ground floor.

But, unknowing why, the elevator went up. He tried to
press the down button again but it continued to go up.

When it reached the 59th floor, the elevator stopped!
The door opened, and then, a woman who was mysteriously so
beautiful, with long black hair and white dress, smiled
sweetly at him and entered the elevator. The guy was
wondering who she was, since he never saw her ever since
he worked in that building.

He was asking himself ... who is she, and why hasn't she
gone home yet when it was nearly midnight, it's
not safe for a lady to be alone late in the evening. He
wanted to ask her but since he was shy, he just kept silent.

In the silence, the elevator went down slowly from
one floor to another ... 48... 47 ... 46... 35 ... 34
... 29 ... when suddenly ... on the 13th floor, the
lights in the elevator went out and the elevator
suddenly stopped.

It was pitch dark ... he pressed the emergency
button ... waited ... but nothing happened. Suddenly,
he smelled a very foul odor of something rotten ...
goose pimples went all over his skin ... his heart
beat faster, cold sweat broke out his brows, he could
not breathe... and so, he felt he wanted to throw up
and tried to calm himself, breathe normally ... while
moving backwards slowly ... then, the lights suddenly
went back on.

Suddenly, the woman who was behind him gave an
eerie laugh ... and said

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" Sorry, umutot ako ..... galit ka? "

Posted November 4 1999, UP Rural High School Batch 1983 Yahoo group
Thousand apologies to the original author. Thanks for the laugh.